";And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch";

[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]
Cow: Moo

the_cheerleader

Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren


[Sound of pom-poms]
Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] ";Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!";
[Performing chee

food_innuendo_guy

Ooooh yeah
Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato
Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato
Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes
Won't you peel my bana

mother’s_day_song


girl

[Arsenio (Chris Rock):]
Now don't leave us hanging with just that.

[JP:]
Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio.
Yo guys, lets kick it!

[Music starts playing]
sweat_beatrice

Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg

Hanging with my sweet amour
She came out with a lion's roar
Yelling, ";I'm going to the corner store,
Be

the_buffoon_and_the_dean_of_admissions

Performed by Adam Sandler and Conan O' Brien :


";And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college.";

Dean: ";Well Michael, I would

the_excited_southerner_orders_a_meal

Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
diner.

Waiter: Hi, what can I get you today?

Excited Southerner: Hi, how are you...I was...i

the_excited_southerner_proposes_to_a_woman

[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]
";And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl.";

Girl: ";You wanted to ask me something?";
Excited Sout

what_the_hell_happened_to_me?


zittly_van_zittles

Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Jon Rosenburg, and Bob Glaub

Well, I had myself a girlfrield
For almost two whole years
We had no secrets
We had no fears
listenin’_to_the_radio


moyda

Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg

Schnine
He's a pretty good guy
He's nice to his neighbors
You can count on him to buy your school candy b

grow_old_with_you

[Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone.
We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving
up to thirty thousand feet, and then we've got clear skies
all the way to Las Vegas, and r