Here she is, laying on the side of the road
Is it a dead calf?
Boot to the face to see if she moves
Her head rolls down the grass
Suckling on my dick, turned your last tri

jesus_was_a_face painter

What is this I see, standing here before me?
Shoe polish in hand, and a studded arm-band
Posing and mocking the band on the stage
It's Jesus Christ and he's really gay
Wal

vaginal_bloodfarts

Gruesome morbid tale - pussy, red and pale
Dripping blood down your leg
Someone says she's got a mother-fucking clot
Blistering, festering, ever-growing red spot
Eyes are

crucifixion_must_hurt_like_a_bitch

Bleeding and suffering I laugh at you
Divine is what you are not
Torture and dying are well deserved
The greatest hoax of all time
Decadence follows a line of shit
P

ripping_at_the_flesh_of_jesus_christ

Fuck your christ, divine sacrifice
Ripping at the flesh of Jesus Christ
Laughing at his rancid, illbred
Narrow-minded mother-fucking life

Mary had a little clam
Its lips were brown as shit
Everyone that Mary fucked
Their balls began to itch
Mary had a big fat ass
Filled with scabs and zits
When s

i_had_to_break_up_with_your_mom

I came home late last night and stumbled into your house
March up the stairs, cum in her hair
And shit right in her mouth
I had to break up with your mom
My dick looks lik

jesus_sold_me_a_bunk_eigth

Jesus had some bunk weed and he sold it with a smile
All seeds and sticks, it looked like leaves - a tiny little pile
I said, "What the fuck, asshole? This weed is total shit!"


jesus_was_an_angry_drunk

Not many people know
Christ was an angry drunk
He liked to beat up chicks
He liked to puke and fuck
Kicked out of every bar
Out on his holy ass
He borrowed twe

jehova_probe

Blasphemy!
Corpse erected, throne dissected
Irreconsilable blasphemy
Hypocrasy
Law means nothing, Christ's not coming
Inept fortitude
Empty promises carry it o