Take me out to a funeral
Take me out in a shroud
Buy me a hankie and one black rose (thanks Ariane)
I'll weep like a widow and blow my nose

And it's mourn mourn mou

the_barney_song

Here's some news, Barney's dead
A big T-Rex chewed off his head
His nasty purple guts spilled on the ground
Everything's quiet in Barney Town

Baby Bop, she's dead t

home_in_the_grave

O give me a home
Where the corpses lie prone
Where the maggots and cockroaches play
Where the stiffs go to rot
In their cemetery plot
And the skies are all gloomy an

rudolph_the_road kill_reindeer

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Used to have a shiny nose
Now if you were to see it
You would say it's stiff and froze

All of the other reindeer
Look before the

ded_bob_zombies_sing_this_song_(doo dah,_doo dah)


old_ded_bob

Old Ded Bob had a dysfunctional farm
(E-I, E-I, O)
And on this farm he had a dyslexic cow
(E-I, E-I, O)
With an "oom-oom" here and an "oom-oom" there
Here an "oom",