have you heard a single word ive said?
time to brush the crumbs out of your bed
do i want a life of leisure?
what the hell is wrong with me?
first a tremor,then a seizure
middle aged lobotomy
unrepentant scofflaw on the lam
layin waste to all the best laid plans
i swear the gingko’s working in reverse

C is for the casanova
U’s unglued and never over
N is for the noose you knotted
T is for the tears i blotted

C is carbon tetrachloride
U stands for im standing upright
N is not for non infectious
T’s translating little lectures

erect the barricade - and call off the crusade

dont you point that thing at me
there’s no such thing as gravity

i gave you a mountain
you gave me pain,but...
why are the pretty ones always insane?

C is for contamination
Undergoing litigation
N is never never land and
T is for the tramp i am

C’s committing cunnilingus
U unless the odor lingers
N is no assembly needed
T is for the truth mistreated

look at all the ugly people
diggin holes to pass the time
semi spastic weak and feeble
never ending pantomime

you come equipped and be prepared
a roll of duct tape,a cattle prod and a polygraph machine

C is for the crumbs you throw me
U is you dont even know me
N is not for understanding
T is trust thats too demanding

C is for the country teaser look at all the ugly people
U is upright in your freezer fillin holes to pass the time
N is for the end of meaning non elastic weak and feeble
T is in the tower leaning never ending pantomime

C is on the couch recliner
U is under ursa minor
N is for no way of no-ing
T is for your trip is showing

~judge me not lest ye be judged thineself~

Look at all the ugly people
Fillin holes to pass the time
non elastis weak and feeble
never ending pantomime

dio i want a life of leisure?
what the hell is wrong with me?
first a tremor then a seizure
then deluxe lobotomy

C is for contamination
Undergoing litigation
N is never never land and
T is for the tramp i am