rock_n’roll_will_never_die
detachable_penis
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover,
and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I c
how_to_remember_your_dreams
In order to remember your dreams,
You must think of them as if they were little kittens
When you wake up in the morning
Before you get out of bed
Sit up and say
lou
Lou wanted to be noticed and understood,
but he was so quiet.
So one day he wrote the following poem:
a four or five piece band
where three or four of th
heavy_holy_man
The Heavy Holy Man sits on the hill,
Holding hard wooden ball.
Hears mysteries of the universe unfolding but blocks it all out.
He has one eye pointed toward the sky,
dick
Dick was obsessed with his dick.
He would beat off at least three times a day:
In the morning, when he woke up,
Right after or right before dinner,
Or right before he
fluting_on_the_hump
I can't relate to people
Who rush to catch the train
So much strain
For such a momentary gain
Why not just once
Try to live a day
In a leisurely w
she_didn’t_want
gary_and_melissa
Gary and Melissa loved to make love
Loved to make love
Loved to make love
Over and over and over again
For the first few weeks of their relationship,
The
muffy
Muffy, She's an American orignal
Muffy, Is she vegtable or mineral?
Muffy, She lets it all hang out.
Muffy, She lets it all hang out.
Muffy, funny and fr
fourthly
Firstly, you begin
Secondly, you continue
Thirdly, you end
Fourthly,
at_dave’s
that_old_dog
I waited three and a half years for a train to Springfield, Ohio
I gave up and I began to walk, but I was so hungry
And its a damn good thing I was wearing shoes
I dec
frightened_and_freezing
Frightened and Freezing
Everyone is so cold
Every time I touch something
My fingers get burned
Icy hot-scary world
Somebody is Howling
Nobody is h
open
Open the door to your heart and your mind
There are so many places to go
Open the gateway to a new time
There are so many things to know
(These next three lines
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