I woke up this morning
with a bad hangover
and my coochie was missing again.
This happens all the time:
it's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time: <

ground_hog’s_day


the_air_is_getting_slippery

It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here
It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in here
The air is getting slipper and it's not to my surprise
My hea

bob’s_party_time_lounge


pudding_time

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You can have a lolly pop
A candy bar a jelly bean
I'll buy you a rainbow
To hang above your door

It's pudding time

camelback_cinema

He's standin' tall at 5 foot 4,
with the sharpness of a troubadour.
I dare you look him in the eye.
His stench would make a buzzard cry.

He likes Burt in White

groundhog’s_day


glass_sandwich

He stood in line with the rest
And waited got his chance
To take his place behind the glass
And watch the ladies dance

It's the nature of things

He ste

welcome_to_this_world

Oh, welcome to this world of fools
Of pink champagne and swimming pools
Well, all you have to lose is your virginity
Perhaps we'll have some fun tonight
so stick aroun

wynona’s_big_brown_beaver


frizzle_fry

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Hello all you boys and girls
I'd like to take you to the inside world
It's quite an irregular place to be
But never fear you're safe with

over_the_electric_grapevine

They headed southward from San Francisco,
To be with Chuckles and the others.
With electric in the air and peroxide in their hair,
They looked like golden brothers.
The

the_toys_go_winding_down

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An overaged boy of thirty-nine has left the wing today
The first time in his life he's made that step
Be numbed by the society and pl

the_ballad_of_buckethead

"Who's this guitar-playing sonsa bitch?", is a question common asked.
On his head a bucket of chicken bones, on his face a plastic mask.
He's the bastard son of a preachin' man, on t