Woke up this mornin', turned on the t.v. set.
there in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget.
This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charm
askin' me for twenty,

gitarzan

He's free as the breeze,
He's always at ease.
He lives in the jungle
And hangs by his knees,
As he swings through trees
Without a trapeeze,
In his BVD's.


santa_claus_is_watching_you

Now babydoll, sweetie-pie, sugarplum,
honey-bunch, angel face,
You know you better be good
And act like two fine lovers should.
Be careful what you say and do
'Cause

money_honey

You know, the landlord rang my front door bell.
I let it ring for a long, long spell.
I went to the window,
I peeped through the blind,
And asked him to tell me what's on

ballad_of_the_blue_cyclone

Blue Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by myself to bach
And after five straight nights of T.V. I was ready to sc

the_streak

(Reporter):
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have been some

osama_yo’_mama


surfin’_u.s.s.r.


streak

[sound of wire-service telegraphy]

SPOKEN: Hello, ev'ryone, This is your Action News reporter
with all the news that is news across the nation on the scene
at the superm

shriner’s_convention


turn_your_radio_on

A welcome and listen into a radio station
Where the mighty hosts of heaven sing
Turn your radio on - turn your radio
Turn your radio on - turn your radio on
If you wanna f

harry_the_hairy_ape

Well, a strange thing happened the other night
You won't believe it, but I swear it's true
Harry the hairy ape made his escape from the city zoo
And under cover of darkness h

ahab,_the_arab


it’s_me_again_margaret


mississippi_squirrel_revival

Well when I was a kid I would take a trip
every Summer down to "Mississipp," to visit
my Granny and 'er "Auntie Belluam World."
I'd run barefooted all-day long, climbing