would_jesus_wear_a_rolex
Woke up this mornin', turned on the t.v. set.
there in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget.
This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charm
askin' me for twenty,
gitarzan
He's free as the breeze,
He's always at ease.
He lives in the jungle
And hangs by his knees,
As he swings through trees
Without a trapeeze,
In his BVD's.
santa_claus_is_watching_you
Now babydoll, sweetie-pie, sugarplum,
honey-bunch, angel face,
You know you better be good
And act like two fine lovers should.
Be careful what you say and do
'Cause
money_honey
You know, the landlord rang my front door bell.
I let it ring for a long, long spell.
I went to the window,
I peeped through the blind,
And asked him to tell me what's on
ballad_of_the_blue_cyclone
Blue Cyclone, Oooh...
Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by myself to bach
And after five straight nights of T.V. I was ready to sc
the_streak
(Reporter):
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have been some
osama_yo’_mama
surfin’_u.s.s.r.
streak
[sound of wire-service telegraphy]
SPOKEN: Hello, ev'ryone, This is your Action News reporter
with all the news that is news across the nation on the scene
at the superm
shriner’s_convention
turn_your_radio_on
A welcome and listen into a radio station
Where the mighty hosts of heaven sing
Turn your radio on - turn your radio
Turn your radio on - turn your radio on
If you wanna f
harry_the_hairy_ape
Well, a strange thing happened the other night
You won't believe it, but I swear it's true
Harry the hairy ape made his escape from the city zoo
And under cover of darkness h
ahab,_the_arab
it’s_me_again_margaret
mississippi_squirrel_revival
Well when I was a kid I would take a trip
every Summer down to "Mississipp," to visit
my Granny and 'er "Auntie Belluam World."
I'd run barefooted all-day long, climbing
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