I am a mouse called Maximillian Mouse
And I live in my Maximillian - Mouse house
I'm very well bred, I'm pure Castillian mouse
And I come from a long-long-long-long-long-long line of
Castillian mouses - Ole!

But it always has been perilous - rossing the arena to the supermarkets
Where I buy my chee-ee-ee-ee-eese
It's regularly perilous - when I think of bull-fights
There's a quaking in my knee-ee-ees

I've always had, a taste for colourful things
And this day I was wearing my red
Cortocaportocontrezbutonizonalado e sulapa
Ancocobosiasacadelamanorajo et plato del toros dressing gown

I must confess, I've been in gullible rings
For the bull, when he saw, what I wore - came rushing at me

Ole, ol [clear throat] Ole

But if you think that because I am small I am puny
You are wrong, I stood my ground
I did not move - I could not move
The picador's horse was standing on my tail
So swiftly I turned and I nipped him in the fetlocks
He was most embarrassed, but for the moment I was free
I pirouette to safety and the bull thunders past me [brrrah]
Then, I hear the trumpet call for the death
I have resolved to dispatch Senor Toros
With the classic pass of the dead one
The crowd screamed "No, no!" but
I plant my feet firmly, one [stamp], and two [stamp]
Three [stamp], and four [stamp]

Then, from ten yards away I called the bull to me, Hahh! Toros!
He comes rushing towards me! [bang, crash] I trip him

I am a mouse, Sir Maximillian Mouse
And I live in my Maximillian - Mouse house

I'm very well bred, I'm pure Castillian mouse
And I come from a long-long-long-long-long-long line of
Bull-fighting mouses - Ole!