And we go a little somethin' like this, hit it

Ah, dig it, come on

Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action
But like Mick Jagger said I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around but none of them want to get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo what's up with LOC
The girls I saw jockin' at the other end of the bar
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump when they know that I'm a star
So I got up and strolled over, to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy why you so fly, he said Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg and then he licked his bowl
And he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much, much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin', I've got every dog in my neighbourhood
Breakin' down my door, I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

I went up to this girl, she said Hi my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said I'd like a drink, I said mmm, okay I'll go get it
Then a couple of sips she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner
You must be sure that your girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm saying, ain't no playin' with a man
This is the eighties and Loc is down with the ladies, no joke

Break it down

Back in the saddle lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on The Love Connection
The audience voted and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
We had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for a weddin'
So wait, slow down love, not so fast, I'll be seein' ya
(So I grabbed my coat and hit the door, I said baby I'll be seein' ya)
That's why I found you don't fool around with the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin', that Medina's a monster

Funky Cold Medina