Out in the courtyard, cold & it's so hard
Now Betty's crying, she wants to die
Coz it's over, die, but she...

Knows that her grieving, it's not achieving
What Bet's

i’m_a_telly_addict!


caught_up_the_reeperbahn

I was feeling blue, she made me feel guilty
When I took that trip to Deutscheland, Germany
She said I am a man, keep out of the Reeperbahn, mind you
Nick off is what I said,

dez_the_demon_decorator

Brighten up you home, it said in the advert
All your decorating done by an expert
How the hell was I to know he's such a dirty sod
I wanted subtle shades, maybe something duller

nellie_the_elephant

To Bombay a travelling circus came, they brought an
Inteligent elephant and Nellie was her name
One dark night she slipped her iron chain
And off she ran to Hindustan


melancholy_margaret

Nobby was a soldier, a life in the Army
Margarets back home alone waiting suspiciously
She can't hide the misery, the upset & despair
When she found out Nobby had been having it

a_bunch_o’fairies


caught_up_the_reeperbahn!


my_wife’s_a_psychopath!


firey_jack

Ah! Backsmacking!

Hohooo!
Have you got a bad back?
I have!
Well put some of this on!
What is it?
It's firey jack!
Ah go on then!
AAAAAAAAAA!

the_devil_went_down_to_georgia

The devil went down to Scunthorpe, looking for a soul to steal
In a bind an' way behind he was willin' to make a deal.
He came across this young man pickin' on a guitar, playing it ho

if_you’re_in_a_pop_group_you’ll_end_up_paying_a_fortune_practicing_at_peter_practice’s_practice_plac


come_back_jackie

Old Jackie's gone to sea,
Jackie's gone oh Jackie's gone to sea,
where will he be? when will we see?
Old Jackie at home on land from sea...

A secret mission he's be

terry_talking

Terry is a recluse, he's a misfit
Terry never goes out, he's a hermit

A lonely lonely dude
Terry won't answer the phone or the door
& we don't see Terry no more