Pretty Polly Possum, what's wrong with you?
You body's kinda weak and you think there's nothing we can do
Good Golly, Polly, shame on you
'Cause Molly made a stew that'll make a newer girl out of you

So follow me, it's good for you
That good old-fashioned medicated goo
Oo, ain't it good for you
My own, home-grown recipe'll see you through

Freaky Freddy Frolic had some, I know
He was last seen picking green flowers in a field of snow
Get ready, Freddy, they're sure to grow
Mother nature just blew it and there's nothing really to it, I know

So follow me, it's good for you
That good old-fashioned medicated goo
Oo, ain't it good for you
My own, home-grown recipe'll see you through

Auntie Franny Prickett and Uncle Lou, they made some goo
Now they really sock it to their friends
Frantic friends and neighbours charge the door
They caught a little whiff, now they're digging it and seeking more

So follow me, it's good for you
That good old-fashioned medicated goo
Oo, ain't it good for you
My own, home-grown recipe'll see you throu